February 2010 Quotes and Humor
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Genius unexerted is no more genius than a bushel of acorns is a forest of oaks.
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Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. -- Will Rogers
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. -- Will Rogers
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The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. -- Will Rogers
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse. Will Rogers
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. -- Will Rogers
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Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. -- Will Rogers
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper.What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I could not, at any age, be content to take my place by the fireside and simply look on. Life was meant to be lived. Curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. Eleanor Roosevelt
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Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and celebrate the journey!
Unknown --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "The difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has it's limits Unknown --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Genius unexerted is no more genius than a bushel of acorns is a forest of oaks.
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Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. -- Will Rogers
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. Will Rogers -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. -- Will Rogers
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse. Will Rogers
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. -- Will Rogers
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. -- Will Rogers
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper.What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I could not, at any age, be content to take my place by the fireside and simply look on. Life was meant to be lived. Curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life .Eleanor Roosevelt - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why is it when we talk to God we are said to be praying, but when God talks to us we are schizophrenic?--- Lily Tomlin
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Sometimes I feel I am a figment of my own imagination.--- Lily Tomlin
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ninety eight percent of the audlts in this country are decent, hard working, honest Americans. It's the othe lousy two percent that get the publicity. But then, we elected them. --- Lily Tomlin
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When women go wrong, men go right after them --May West
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him, that will immediately take his mind off your troubles."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut-up about it." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I