JUNE QUOTES AND HUMOR

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If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right.

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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.

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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be

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We have no problems, only situations. Not all problems have solutions, but all situations have outcomes

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.Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

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The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you're finished All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.

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Rule #1: Don't sweat the small stuff. Rule #2: It's all small stuff.

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As threshing separates the wheat from the chaff, so does affliction purify virtue.

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Strength is born in the deep silence of long-suffering hearts; not amid joy. 

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You don't drown by falling in the water; you drown by staying there. 

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Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry. Worry never fixes anything.

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Affliction, like the iron-smith, shapes as it smites.

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I cannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the most argumentative.

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I am not judged by the number of times I fail, but by the number of times I succeed; and the number of times I succeed is in direct proportion to the number of times I can fail and keep on trying.

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As long as you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold him down, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might.

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No matter how bad things get you got to go on living, even if it kills you.

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Nothing fails like success because we don't learn from it. We learn only from failure

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People deal too much with the negative, with what is wrong. Why not try and see positive things, to just touch those things and make them bloom?

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You win only if you aren't afraid to lose.

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A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something

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A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future.

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An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous. Henry Ford (1863 - 1947)

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Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.

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