APRIL QUOTES AND HUMOR

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"There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about."

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"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

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I Believe that either you control your attitude or it controls you.

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I Believet that credentials on the wall
do not make you a decent human being.

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I Believe that the people you care about most in life
are taken from you too soon.

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I believe that we don't have to change friends if
We understand that friends change.

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A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need it.

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Common sense is not so common.

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When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him, that will immediately take his mind off your troubles."

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There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers

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The difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has it's limit

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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

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Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

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A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

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Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish

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I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.

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Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

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The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time

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Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.

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Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job.

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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

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When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package.